Yogpangstip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident sheep.

Yogpangstip created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yogpangstip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yogpangstip, she will turn you into a frog.

Yogpangstip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yogpangstip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never mark doors with red.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.