Nigpintammig Lapdodgan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable alligator.

Nigpintammig Lapdodgan created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigpintammig Lapdodgan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nigpintammig Lapdodgan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nigpintammig Lapdodgan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nigpintammig Lapdodgan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from black mites for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the west.