Gepced Kopkomartparkgut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak slug.

Gepced Kopkomartparkgut created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepced Kopkomartparkgut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gepced Kopkomartparkgut, it will turn you into a goat.

Gepced Kopkomartparkgut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gepced Kopkomartparkgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never chant while facing west.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. You must pray to Gepced Kopkomartparkgut four times a day.