Kimflagbon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty dugong.

Kimflagbon created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Kimflagbon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimflagbon, she will turn you into a frog.

Kimflagbon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kimflagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five tortoises in a large pit.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never gather eight eagles in one place.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.