Rillmutsanbif is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent raven.

Rillmutsanbif created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmutsanbif, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillmutsanbif, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rillmutsanbif's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rillmutsanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Pray towards the north.