Saftabbit Nibsithon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful salamander.

Saftabbit Nibsithon created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Saftabbit Nibsithon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Saftabbit Nibsithon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Saftabbit Nibsithon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Saftabbit Nibsithon's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Never think about gravity near manatees while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.