Fomdidtan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered walrus.

Fomdidtan created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdidtan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fomdidtan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fomdidtan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fomdidtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fomdidtan.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.