Logwat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet scorpion.

Logwat created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Logwat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Logwat, he will strike you with lightening.

Logwat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Logwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.