Capgilyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered rat.

Capgilyat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Capgilyat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Capgilyat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Capgilyat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Capgilyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight gulls in a large pit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Capgilyat.

3. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.