Parknutdun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fussy dog.

Parknutdun created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parknutdun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Parknutdun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Parknutdun's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Parknutdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not prepare carrots while wearing stockings.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never record names.

5. Pray towards the east.