Ruttkopyar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical grasshopper.

Ruttkopyar created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkopyar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttkopyar, he will turn you into a rat.

Ruttkopyar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ruttkopyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.