Sabcebgom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic hedgehog.

Sabcebgom created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcebgom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sabcebgom, she will destroy your home planet.

Sabcebgom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sabcebgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sabcebgom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.