Botbastcedgon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong monkey.

Botbastcedgon created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botbastcedgon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botbastcedgon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Botbastcedgon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Botbastcedgon's Holy Commandments

1. Botbastcedgon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.