Hinbogboss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hinbogboss created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinbogboss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinbogboss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hinbogboss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hinbogboss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the east.

2. Always remove skirts before touching copper.

3. You must pray to Hinbogboss five times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hinbogboss.

5. Never speak at dawn.