Begbasscut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able hedgehog.

Begbasscut created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begbasscut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Begbasscut, he will think nothing of it.

Begbasscut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Begbasscut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Always store strawberries above ground.