Nabmonpibnull is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving dolphin.

Nabmonpibnull created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmonpibnull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabmonpibnull, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nabmonpibnull's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nabmonpibnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to rats while wearing magenta scarves.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never gather eight dolphins near wells.