Lakhantenzog Fudfabnadnulgig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate cow.

Lakhantenzog Fudfabnadnulgig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakhantenzog Fudfabnadnulgig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lakhantenzog Fudfabnadnulgig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lakhantenzog Fudfabnadnulgig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lakhantenzog Fudfabnadnulgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Lakhantenzog Fudfabnadnulgig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.