Hab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent frog.

Hab created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear hats marked with green.