Stragsagboss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful tortoise.

Stragsagboss created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsagboss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragsagboss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Stragsagboss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stragsagboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stragsagboss.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never mention seals.