Paskarrap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful gorilla.

Paskarrap created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Paskarrap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Paskarrap, it will cry a lot.

Paskarrap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Paskarrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paskarrap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.