Podflapont is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humane jellyfish.

Podflapont created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podflapont, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Podflapont, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Podflapont's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Podflapont's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not prepare turnips while wearing trousers.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.