Gessnurthen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody swan.

Gessnurthen created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessnurthen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gessnurthen, it will manifest in front of you.

Gessnurthen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gessnurthen's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Always remove rings before touching gold.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Do not consume melons at dawn.

5. Never talk about special relativity near mites while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.