Gidditrotrill is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, clever squirrel.

Gidditrotrill created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidditrotrill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gidditrotrill, she will turn you into a duck.

Gidditrotrill's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gidditrotrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Retreat if four pigs approach from the north.

3. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.