Kinflatsit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless tapir.

Kinflatsit created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kinflatsit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinflatsit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kinflatsit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kinflatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never sprint in the presence of voles.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing mauve rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your face.