Wiparpzag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless slug.

Wiparpzag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiparpzag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wiparpzag, she will not invite you to parties.

Wiparpzag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wiparpzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Wiparpzag loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.