Kabcatpas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing wombat.

Kabcatpas created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabcatpas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabcatpas, she will turn you into a frog.

Kabcatpas' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kabcatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.