Pigpascub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable centaur.

Pigpascub created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigpascub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigpascub, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pigpascub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pigpascub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about special relativity near sharks while wearing yellow shorts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

5. Never eat melons.