Komkendav is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil lobster.

Komkendav created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komkendav, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Komkendav, she will send you a sign.

Komkendav's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Komkendav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away from gray turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Komkendav.