Wadfunaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing monkey.

Wadfunaf created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfunaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadfunaf, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Wadfunaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wadfunaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wadfunaf's priests.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never wear brown jumpers on sacred days.

4. Do not take Wadfunaf's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.