Gepnabfid Nillgankab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, calm alligator.

Gepnabfid Nillgankab created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepnabfid Nillgankab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepnabfid Nillgankab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepnabfid Nillgankab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gepnabfid Nillgankab's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gepnabfid Nillgankab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.