Dussbetbomdidnartcepmad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest weasel.

Dussbetbomdidnartcepmad created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbetbomdidnartcepmad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dussbetbomdidnartcepmad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dussbetbomdidnartcepmad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dussbetbomdidnartcepmad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three gulls approach from the east.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Dussbetbomdidnartcepmad loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Always help nematodes in need.