Catkomster is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent squirrel.

Catkomster created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catkomster, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Catkomster, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Catkomster's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Catkomster's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing coats.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Catkomster loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Do not consume limes at dawn.