Figmippid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless wombat.

Figmippid created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figmippid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Figmippid, it will laugh at you.

Figmippid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Figmippid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never touch water while tainted.

5. Never remain bowed at midnight.