Bugwigteen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful wren.

Bugwigteen created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugwigteen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bugwigteen, she will think nothing of it.

Bugwigteen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bugwigteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not travel during autumn.