Cusshatlad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous jaguar.

Cusshatlad created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusshatlad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cusshatlad, he will laugh at you.

Cusshatlad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cusshatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.