Wodcabgupdan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind grasshopper.

Wodcabgupdan created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodcabgupdan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodcabgupdan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wodcabgupdan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wodcabgupdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare carrots while wearing coats.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about spacetime near ants while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.