Fothapmet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, temperamental turtle.

Fothapmet created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fothapmet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fothapmet, it will turn you into a goat.

Fothapmet's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fothapmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.