Cedwee is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong hummingbird.

Cedwee created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedwee, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedwee, it will turn you into a goat.

Cedwee's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cedwee's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about special relativity near swans while wearing black shirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.
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