Dutnartrigtim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome fox.

Dutnartrigtim created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutnartrigtim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dutnartrigtim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dutnartrigtim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dutnartrigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutnartrigtim.

4. Never leap in summer.

5. Do not make images of living things.