Rakvondav is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring faun.

Rakvondav created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakvondav, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rakvondav, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rakvondav's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rakvondav's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rakvondav first in all things.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never run in holy places.