Pakrigtam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing fairy.

Pakrigtam created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pakrigtam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakrigtam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pakrigtam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pakrigtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing blue coats and balancing six aluminium spheres on your chest.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Pakrigtam loves snakes, so they must be respected.