Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unselfish goose.

Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Arnbunxinkemnabtipcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.