Pomnulrat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful frog.

Pomnulrat created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomnulrat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pomnulrat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pomnulrat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Pomnulrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Pomnulrat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat figs.