Honpaslidbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent unicorn.

Honpaslidbonk created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honpaslidbonk, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Honpaslidbonk, it will destroy your home solar system.

Honpaslidbonk's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Honpaslidbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with joy.