Lagxengam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous fox.

Lagxengam created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagxengam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lagxengam, it will turn you into a plant.

Lagxengam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lagxengam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never think about dark matter near eagles while wearing orange hats and balancing five tin spheres on your face.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.