Zimwee Godkinbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive wombat.

Zimwee Godkinbed created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimwee Godkinbed, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimwee Godkinbed, it will turn you into a goat.

Zimwee Godkinbed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zimwee Godkinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Do not take Zimwee Godkinbed's name in vain.

3. Do not wear boots marked with green.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not consume figs at dawn.