Veggedtim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak guinea pig.

Veggedtim created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veggedtim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veggedtim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Veggedtim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Veggedtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

2. Do not prepare grapes while wearing skirts.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Veggedtim on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from indigo turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Always wear blue.