Satkankom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, generous camel.

Satkankom created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satkankom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Satkankom, he will be very sad.

Satkankom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Satkankom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Satkankom.

5. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.