Nill is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent octopus.

Nill created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nill, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nill's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nill's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing yellow rings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.