Dudfobsab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless coyote.

Dudfobsab created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfobsab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudfobsab, it will not care.

Dudfobsab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dudfobsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.