Ortbegbus is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying camel.

Ortbegbus created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortbegbus, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ortbegbus, he will torture you forever.

Ortbegbus' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ortbegbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Hide from turquoise tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.