Pinsanddit Lingilmutwonrigparkcemgup is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage wombat.

Pinsanddit Lingilmutwonrigparkcemgup created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pinsanddit Lingilmutwonrigparkcemgup, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinsanddit Lingilmutwonrigparkcemgup, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pinsanddit Lingilmutwonrigparkcemgup's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pinsanddit Lingilmutwonrigparkcemgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about fire.