Mitneghak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able camel.

Mitneghak created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitneghak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitneghak, it will turn you into a worm.

Mitneghak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mitneghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six squirrels near towers.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Never wear green shirts.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.