Dossgiglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive wolf.

Dossgiglarg created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossgiglarg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dossgiglarg, he will cry a lot.

Dossgiglarg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dossgiglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Do not prepare limes while filled with anger.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.