Fabvigrawsandyaktagbugren is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless ant.

Fabvigrawsandyaktagbugren created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvigrawsandyaktagbugren, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabvigrawsandyaktagbugren, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fabvigrawsandyaktagbugren's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fabvigrawsandyaktagbugren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Run away from blue snails, for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.