Zimgenceb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain giraffe.

Zimgenceb created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgenceb, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zimgenceb, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zimgenceb's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zimgenceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shoes before touching carbon.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.